My friends make me LOL

This is all today:

-Via Text-
Me: Fo ago
Me: sho*
Taylor: Ha. You are so white your text didn't even send it right.

*After posting a farmville notification for a found kitten on my facebook profile, a comment*
Mike: megan it is one thing to share with the facebook community your fictional farming prowess, but now you have taken to adopted fictional animals.... when will this end?

-Via Text-
Me: I'm off today. I microwave an empty plate for a minute before I realize the corn dog was sitting on top of the microwave.
Taylor: Wow. I just laughed out loud for like twenty minutes.